Sun sign, Leo. Moon sign, Pisces. Rising sign, Gemini.
I can't help hating you. You're human.
Taoism: Shit happens ---------------------------------------------------------- Confucianism: Confucius say shit happens. ---------------------------------------------------------- Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening? ---------------------------------------------------------- Hinduism: This shit has happened before. ---------------------------------------------------------- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. ---------------------------------------------------------- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen. ---------------------------------------------------------- Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it. ---------------------------------------------------------- Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us? ---------------------------------------------------------- Calvinism: Shit happens because you dont work. ---------------------------------------------------------- Seventh day advt.: No shit shall happen on Saturday. ---------------------------------------------------------- Creationism: God made all shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- TV evangelism: Send more shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Quakers: Let's not fight over this shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Utopianism: This shit does not stink at all. ---------------------------------------------------------- Darwinism: This shit was once food. ---------------------------------------------------------- Capitalism: That's my shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Communism: Let's share this shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Feminism: Men are shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us ---------------------------------------------------------- Commersialism: Let's package this shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Impressionism: From a distance, this shit looks like a garden ---------------------------------------------------------- Idolism: Let's bronze this shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen - shit IS. ---------------------------------------------------------- Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me. ---------------------------------------------------------- Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening. ---------------------------------------------------------- Mormonism: God sent us this shit. ---------------------------------------------------------- Scientology: If shit happens, see Diatenics, page 157. ---------------------------------------------------------- Jehovah's witnesses: Knock knock. Shit happens. ---------------------------------------------------------- Moon-ism: Only really happy shit happens. ---------------------------------------------------------- Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. ---------------------------------------------------------- Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit. Practical Deal with shit one day at a time. ---------------------------------------------------------- Agnostic: Maybe shit happens, then again, maybe not. ---------------------------------------------------------- Satanism: SNEPPAH THIS ---------------------------------------------------------- Atheism: What shit? ---------------------------------------------------------- Nihilism: No shit! ---------------------------------------------------------- New age: This shit has an aura. Copyright.